Wednesday, February 07, 2007

My New Life Plan

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you'regenerally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

- Author Unknown

6 comments:

Brenda said...

Sounds real good to me!

GIgirl said...

Girl,
You are a mess!!!However, sign me up for some of all of that.

Chocolata said...

I'm saying!

Valenciajaz said...

Sign me up too!

Carmen In NC said...

I must share this one - too cute.

Chocolata said...

Valencia & Carmen - Do it!